Was running a bit late for work this morning and power walked through the tunnel at central and keep hitting this guy walking beside with my swinging arms. oops. finally made it to the escalators when i realised i just missed my train grrrr..... so i just rode down the escalator slowly to catch my breath, when my guy i kept on hitting before appeared right beside me ...
Stranger " Man, never seen someone walked so fast in the tunnel before."
Me "Yeah I was running late but then still missed my train"
Stranger "I'm XXX"
Me "uh.. ok... nice to meet you" (but thinking FREAK)
XXX" so where you work?" blah blah blah
Once we're on the platform I ran away and went to my side since he's going on the opposite direction, but he found me and tried to talk to me until my next train comes
XXX "so how old are you? you Single? Married?"
Me thinking (gosh PLEASE leave me alone... Where is my F^&#ing train??? aaaargh)
XXX " I must say you got the Hottest Body"
Me thinking (Please get me outta here!)
And FINALLY my train arrives so i turn to his weirdo and tells him bye ethusaistically! (So glad to be getting rid of him, but perhaps he misunderstood my ethusiaism) coz he totally leaned in to kiss me goodbye on the cheek what da!!! I met him all of 2 mins!!! and He put his hand on my bum gawd.... I so wanted to slap him, but wanted to get as far away from him as possible even more and just dashed into my train......
SK thinks I attract all these weirdos ( inclusive of previous post mentioned) due to the way i dress for work. but I can say proudly it's NOT what i'm wearing!!! There's just too many freaks out there who likes to pick up chicks near public transport!
I've been asked out for drinks at other train stations before and someone offered to cook me dinner on a bus going home once....Public Transport is NOT a good pickup venue!!!!
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha....I couldn't stop laughing. This is soo TYPICAL of you sis. If I didn't know this was your blog entry and thought I was reading some random entry, you'd be the first person I thought off. hehehehe...
Only sis can attract weirdos. =)
I can still vividly remember 2 separate occasions.
#1 You running late to a class, entered a pitch black lecture hall, trip, make a commotion only to realise that you were in the wrong class.
#2 Getting off a train at Central and falling through the gaps of the train.
you know I love you GIRL!
Lawds did you have to bring up those embarrassing moments....*blush*....and the time i fell THROUGH the stairs back home in jamaica, my aunt was rennovating her new home and took out the 2nd to top step of her stairs. i went upstairs to check out her new pad and on the way down, day dreaming totally forgot about the missing step and walked straight into it and hence falling thru the hole. and nearly fell in the toilet underneath. Thank goodness for my quick reflexes that i held on to the step and manage to swing myself away from the toilet and walked out calmly of the bathroom to greet my astonished mom and aunt. who were like "weren't u just upstairs?".....eeer.....
Damn Sis i've attracted weirdos before... At least your a chick and your attracting a hetero guy. I was on a train once and this old man try to chat me up... He tried to touch me so i pushed him away and I said if you touch me old man i'm going to beat you!
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